I'm with Stupid (PG for Schmoop)
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dol_moonTitle: I’m with Stupid (arrow points at Jensen)
Author:Dolavine
Pairings: Jensen/Jared mention of Misha Collins but platonically only.
raiting: PG RPS
Word Count: 1,139
Warnings: Jealous Jensen, Shmoopy goodness
Disclaimer: This auction, Misha shoving Jared forward to sign his shirt, and convention really did happen but maybe not for verbatim. The rest is pure fiction and I don’t own anyone just love stealing them for my insanity.
Summary: At the Aussie Con in 2009 Jensen and Jared auction off signed and designed shirts for charity.. Misha signs Jared’s shirt and Jensen gets jealous at the spectacle Misha makes of it.
Jensen walks around the stage showing the bidding fans the homemade T-shirt he has written the words I’m with Stupid on as the bidding frenzy reaches $3,000.00 dollars before “sold!” is cried out by the auctioneer. Jensen turns and smiles at Jared who is just finishing up his T-shirt for the Charity Auction. Jared smiles at him as Misha Collins sits amazed at the amount Jensen’s t-shirt goes for.
Jared finishes his shirt and slips it over his head as Jensen gives the winner his shirt. Jared steps to the front of the stage pulling his shirt so that you can read the writing on the front as it’s projected onto the giant monitor behind him. I gave to Charity is written in large letters across the front with some other smaller writing across the bottom. He stretches the hem before lifting it and wiping sweat from his forehead making the crowd go insane with cheering.
The Auctioneer starts the bidding and it quickly shoots up to over $1,000.00 dollars as Jared prances back and forth on the stage wiping his sweat on the hem of the shirt. The Fans are going even wilder with each swipe of the hem over his forehead or neck.
Bidding begins to slow so Jared sits down a serious look on his face and then he grabs the black sharpie marker stepping towards Misha stating that he’ll sign the t-shirt too. He steps over to Misha who is still seated and hands him the Sharpie Marker. He looks over at Jensen who is sitting in his seat his arms folded across his chest as he listens to the auctioneer.
Jared smiles at the crowd turning his back to Misha his behind in Misha’s face and he stands up putting a hand on Jared’s back pushing him forward. He’s caught off guard and stumbles forward a little as Misha bends him down holding him there with a little extra force to hold him still as he wobbles for balance. Jared finds his balance and settles against Misha who is leaning over his back from behind with a huge smile on his face as he signs his name low on the back of the T-shirt.
The crowd is going wild and the bidding shoots up to a little over $2,000.00 dollars and Jared looks at Jensen who is now standing as he watches the spectacle happening on the other side of the stage. Jared walks towards him with the Sharpie in hand and Jensen gets a disgusted look on his face before throwing his arms up and turning away from Jared. “I’m not taking any part in this.” He says walking back to his seat and sitting back down his arms folded across his chest. Jared gives a mild puppy dog frown and lays the sharpie down on the podium next to Jensen before walking away.
The bidding is going slower now and Jared stands up to walk around the front of the stage showcasing the shirt again as Jensen watches with a stoic look on his face, barely looking at Jared trying hard to focus on the crowd. Jared has a worried look on his face; he knows that Jensen’s shirt with just his name and the stupid saying written across the front was beating him out even though he has his sweat and Misha’s name on his. He glances at Jensen who is still being all stoic and stern in his chair as he watches the auction.
The bidding seems to stall just over 2,500.00 dollars and Jensen smirks at Jared when he looks over at him again and sees his sad eyes. Jensen glances at Misha who is trying hard to up the bidding for Jared’s shirt and narrows his eyes before looking back to Jared with his pleading expression and sighs hard. He waves Jared over picking up the sharpie and spinning around to face him as Jared stalks over to him with that stupid I’m so happy grin on his face.
Jared adjusts the shirt so that Jensen can sign just over his heart because there’s no other place he should sign anything on his body but over his heart because he owns it. He steps forward looking down into Jensen’s ridiculously green eyes with a happy puppy smile on his face as Jensen gives him a quick glance letting him know how much he really does love him before signing his name his hand resting over Jared’s heart. Jared can barely contain himself with the affection Jensen just showed him and he wants to lean down and kiss him but he knows this isn’t the time or place. He steps back and adjusts the shirt so that he can see what Jensen wrote but it’s just his name and it still makes him happy just having him sign it.
Misha watches the signing from across the stage sensing that there is something amiss with Jensen as he never misses a chance to do something for Jared but once Jansen signs the shirt he feels relief of the tension from across the stage.
The bidding shoots up after Jensen sings the shirt and ends on 3,000.00 dollars too. Jared is ecstatic and turns to thank Jensen with a big grin before taking the shirt off and wiping it across his face one last time before handing it off to the winner.
There is another half an hour of questions and antics by them before it’s time for them to get off stage.
When they go backstage Jensen grabs Jared and pulls him off to the side ducking them behind some rigging equipment into the shadows as he yanks him down for a deep passionate kiss, when their kiss breaks off Jared smiles down at him before pulling him in close for a tight hug. “What’s that all about? Not that I’m complaining.” Jensen looks up into his eyes. “Don’t ever let anyone else but me manhandle you like that.” His green eyes are glinting with jealousy. Jared looks at him confused. “Manhandle me, who manhandled me?” Jensen steps back and points at Misha who is talking to some of the convention crew gearing him up for his Q&A panel. “Misha, when he bent you over and damn near fucked you up the ass when he signed your shirt.” Jared starts to laugh. “It was all for the crowd baby, you don’t need to be so jealous about it. Believe me when I say, if he did anything inappropriate I’d put him straight.” Jensen looks at Misha his eyes narrowing again. “Well, just make sure he keeps his hands to himself from now on.” Jared smiles and salutes him. “Yes sir. Now get over here and kiss me again cause I love me some jealous boyfriend lips.”
The End
Author:Dolavine
Pairings: Jensen/Jared mention of Misha Collins but platonically only.
raiting: PG RPS
Word Count: 1,139
Warnings: Jealous Jensen, Shmoopy goodness
Disclaimer: This auction, Misha shoving Jared forward to sign his shirt, and convention really did happen but maybe not for verbatim. The rest is pure fiction and I don’t own anyone just love stealing them for my insanity.
Summary: At the Aussie Con in 2009 Jensen and Jared auction off signed and designed shirts for charity.. Misha signs Jared’s shirt and Jensen gets jealous at the spectacle Misha makes of it.
Jensen walks around the stage showing the bidding fans the homemade T-shirt he has written the words I’m with Stupid on as the bidding frenzy reaches $3,000.00 dollars before “sold!” is cried out by the auctioneer. Jensen turns and smiles at Jared who is just finishing up his T-shirt for the Charity Auction. Jared smiles at him as Misha Collins sits amazed at the amount Jensen’s t-shirt goes for.
Jared finishes his shirt and slips it over his head as Jensen gives the winner his shirt. Jared steps to the front of the stage pulling his shirt so that you can read the writing on the front as it’s projected onto the giant monitor behind him. I gave to Charity is written in large letters across the front with some other smaller writing across the bottom. He stretches the hem before lifting it and wiping sweat from his forehead making the crowd go insane with cheering.
The Auctioneer starts the bidding and it quickly shoots up to over $1,000.00 dollars as Jared prances back and forth on the stage wiping his sweat on the hem of the shirt. The Fans are going even wilder with each swipe of the hem over his forehead or neck.
Bidding begins to slow so Jared sits down a serious look on his face and then he grabs the black sharpie marker stepping towards Misha stating that he’ll sign the t-shirt too. He steps over to Misha who is still seated and hands him the Sharpie Marker. He looks over at Jensen who is sitting in his seat his arms folded across his chest as he listens to the auctioneer.
Jared smiles at the crowd turning his back to Misha his behind in Misha’s face and he stands up putting a hand on Jared’s back pushing him forward. He’s caught off guard and stumbles forward a little as Misha bends him down holding him there with a little extra force to hold him still as he wobbles for balance. Jared finds his balance and settles against Misha who is leaning over his back from behind with a huge smile on his face as he signs his name low on the back of the T-shirt.
The crowd is going wild and the bidding shoots up to a little over $2,000.00 dollars and Jared looks at Jensen who is now standing as he watches the spectacle happening on the other side of the stage. Jared walks towards him with the Sharpie in hand and Jensen gets a disgusted look on his face before throwing his arms up and turning away from Jared. “I’m not taking any part in this.” He says walking back to his seat and sitting back down his arms folded across his chest. Jared gives a mild puppy dog frown and lays the sharpie down on the podium next to Jensen before walking away.
The bidding is going slower now and Jared stands up to walk around the front of the stage showcasing the shirt again as Jensen watches with a stoic look on his face, barely looking at Jared trying hard to focus on the crowd. Jared has a worried look on his face; he knows that Jensen’s shirt with just his name and the stupid saying written across the front was beating him out even though he has his sweat and Misha’s name on his. He glances at Jensen who is still being all stoic and stern in his chair as he watches the auction.
The bidding seems to stall just over 2,500.00 dollars and Jensen smirks at Jared when he looks over at him again and sees his sad eyes. Jensen glances at Misha who is trying hard to up the bidding for Jared’s shirt and narrows his eyes before looking back to Jared with his pleading expression and sighs hard. He waves Jared over picking up the sharpie and spinning around to face him as Jared stalks over to him with that stupid I’m so happy grin on his face.
Jared adjusts the shirt so that Jensen can sign just over his heart because there’s no other place he should sign anything on his body but over his heart because he owns it. He steps forward looking down into Jensen’s ridiculously green eyes with a happy puppy smile on his face as Jensen gives him a quick glance letting him know how much he really does love him before signing his name his hand resting over Jared’s heart. Jared can barely contain himself with the affection Jensen just showed him and he wants to lean down and kiss him but he knows this isn’t the time or place. He steps back and adjusts the shirt so that he can see what Jensen wrote but it’s just his name and it still makes him happy just having him sign it.
Misha watches the signing from across the stage sensing that there is something amiss with Jensen as he never misses a chance to do something for Jared but once Jansen signs the shirt he feels relief of the tension from across the stage.
The bidding shoots up after Jensen sings the shirt and ends on 3,000.00 dollars too. Jared is ecstatic and turns to thank Jensen with a big grin before taking the shirt off and wiping it across his face one last time before handing it off to the winner.
There is another half an hour of questions and antics by them before it’s time for them to get off stage.
When they go backstage Jensen grabs Jared and pulls him off to the side ducking them behind some rigging equipment into the shadows as he yanks him down for a deep passionate kiss, when their kiss breaks off Jared smiles down at him before pulling him in close for a tight hug. “What’s that all about? Not that I’m complaining.” Jensen looks up into his eyes. “Don’t ever let anyone else but me manhandle you like that.” His green eyes are glinting with jealousy. Jared looks at him confused. “Manhandle me, who manhandled me?” Jensen steps back and points at Misha who is talking to some of the convention crew gearing him up for his Q&A panel. “Misha, when he bent you over and damn near fucked you up the ass when he signed your shirt.” Jared starts to laugh. “It was all for the crowd baby, you don’t need to be so jealous about it. Believe me when I say, if he did anything inappropriate I’d put him straight.” Jensen looks at Misha his eyes narrowing again. “Well, just make sure he keeps his hands to himself from now on.” Jared smiles and salutes him. “Yes sir. Now get over here and kiss me again cause I love me some jealous boyfriend lips.”
The End
